What movies have not aged well?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”She is very sexyful!”

A View to a Kill

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Dr No

The Man with the Golden Gun

How exactly do things get smuggled into prison? Does the sender hide it inside something else very well? Does someone put it in their butt? Do the prisoners make deals with the officers?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why did my 2001 4.6 liter Mustang GT V8 make "only" 260 HP while today's base Dodge 3.6 liter V6 churns out almost 300 HP? Both benefit from fuel injection and ECUs.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

From Russia With Love

-All the bad guys are black.

Who is the most trusted person in your life, and do they have the same trust on you?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Can you name a female actress who has had bad timing or luck in her film career?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Ah so!”

Goldfinger

Why do I sweat a great deal while exercising the same on some days and not so much on others?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Octopussy

What are the easiest stores for shoplifting?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

You Only Live Twice

-J W Pepper

Why did the massacre of al-Dawayima Palestinian residents not have the same reverberations as the Deir Yasin massacre?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

If there exists a “New York of Australia”, is it Sydney or Melbourne?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Live and Let Die

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Deion Sanders gives update on health issues that have kept him home - New York Post

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Diamonds Are Forever

Moonraker

Did you become a cuckold for your wife?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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